The Bloggerational Ball

The Bloggerational Ball of 2009

(A celebration of the ending of our Great National Nightmare, of if you are a closet conservative like we suspect of Katherine, an anticipatory celebration of 2012.)

There are many of us who would love to go to one of the Inauguration Balls, but we are relatively poor and/or unwilling to stoop to sexual favors for tickets. As such, the terrifical Restaurant Refugee, the beauteous Livit Luvit and myself are hosting our own shindig, the Swanky Bloggerational Ball. In fact, it’s not so much a proposition as it is completely happening.

The Relevant Information:

Date: January 18th, 2009 (Don’t forget the 19th is MLK Day so you have plenty of time to continue ecstatic drinking rehydrate before the More Officious Inauguration Festivities begin)

Time: The ever-classy 9 p.m.

Location: Bourbon in Adam’s Morgan.

Cost: A mere $47, to be paid through PayPal. LiLu is Verified (she said it like it was important) and promised not to steal.

Booze: Um, you do realize who is hosting this bash, right? There will be discounted drinks all night and a complimentary champagne toast. Heck, LiLu and Restaurant Refugee have already started working on their signature drinks. (Never Been Blue a.k.a. The Virginia and A Grateful Canada are a couple examples.)

Food: Passed hors d’oeuvres for everyone! Rumor has it there might also be tater tots. Nom Nom Nom!

Dress: Be appropriate. Restaurant Refugee is going to be in tails. But my tiara was voted off the island.

Ticket Availability: Space is limited to 120, so GET ‘EM NOW, lovelies. If there is exceptional public demand, the party could expand to 240, but we aren’t making any promises.

Who’s Coming: All the Cool Kids. Plus bloggers, readers, everybody in our Facebook DC Networks, lurkers, politicos, exes, friends, Turtle, and assorted hangers-on. The only rules are dress for the occasion, be cool, be fabulous, be fun.

How To: Please send an email to or contact your friendly neighborhood blogger. Please list your name, the name of your blog (if you have one), how you found out about the revelry and indicate how many tickets you will need. We will send you PayPal instructions. It’s like a treasure hunt!

All right, kittens, we put it together, now it’s on you!

Let us feel the love…


One Response to “The Bloggerational Ball”

  1. LiLu Says:

    I loved that you changed my “hookers” to “kittens.” The advantages of slight anonymity…

    Why reinvent the wheel, right?

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