A Hypothetical List Of Ads Gmail Would Generate Based On The Real Life Subject Lines Of My Email

Subject Line of Email: If I get laid off, I am considering an alternative career in porn

The Ad:

Porn Star At-Home Starter Kit

For Serious Entrepreneurs Only!


Subject Line of Email: Greetings From The Arctic Tundra

The Ad:

Sarah Palin Porn Tapes!!!!!

She’s A Real Maverick In Bed! Same Day Delivery Guaranteed.


Subject Line of Email: Attorneys Unite!

The Ad:

Discovery Channel: Shark Week!

Learn More About The Villains Of The Deep. Because Blood Sucking Isn’t Just For Vampires!


Subject Line of Email: Your emotional support is requested for impending Bridesmaid Dress try-on session

The Ads:

Obtain Valium Legally From Mexico!!

Discover The Single Greatest Secret To Effortlessly Surviving Yet Another Wedding.


http://www.BridesmaidsAgainstButtBows.com

A Support Group. Please Also Visit Our Sister organization At http://www.ThereAreNoScrewableGroomsmenToMakeThisWorthwhile.com.


Taffeta: The New Cotton

Learn About The World’s Nineteenth Most Popular Fabric And Why It’s Not Just For Bridesmaid Dresses!


Subject Line of Email: We should do this sometime

The Ad:

Prostate Exams

Experience The Fun!


Subject Line of Email: The Great Pregnancy Scare of ‘08

The Ads:

101 Upsides of Astro Glide

A Helpful Pamphlet. Includes Tips, Tricks And Hints For Successful Usage.


http://www.vasectomy.com

The Durable, Effective, Easy-To-Use Birth Control Designed For Over-Breeders Everywhere!


Screw Him!

A One Stop Shop For DNA Testing, Finding Your Local Child Support Enforcement Agency, And Nailing That Bastard Just Like He Nailed You!

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6 Responses to “A Hypothetical List Of Ads Gmail Would Generate Based On The Real Life Subject Lines Of My Email”

  1. Maxie Says:

    Wait… how far down do they rank the popularity of fabrics? SO weird.

    LOL… dunno. I just made that rank up.

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  3. Lemmonex Says:

    Nail that bastard to the wall.

    These are genius.

  4. Gilahi Says:

    Glad to see you still have your sense of humor. It would be a shame to compromise that.

  5. Jennifer E. Says:

    http://www.BridesmaidsAgainstButtBows.com
    A Support Group. Please Also Visit Our Sister organization At http://www.ThereAreNoScrewableGroomsmenToMakeThisWorthwhile.com.

    Classic!

  6. Kat Says:

    Obtain Valium Legally From Mexico!!
    Discover The Single Greatest Secret To Effortlessly Surviving Yet Another Wedding.

    My favorite! Although they’re all pretty amazing.

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