The Drunkie Photo Montage

I would like to dedicate this to Herb. Because he wanted the pictures posted badly enough to leave TWO comments. And also to vodka. If it weren’t for you, my life would be a whole lot less embarrassing entertaining eventful.

I am nothing but class.

I am nothing but class.

Potential disaster or previously undiscovered talent? Only time will tell.

Potential disaster or previously undiscovered talent? Only time will tell.

Knee Pad Girl. Photographic evidence of her existence.

Knee Pad Girl. Photographic evidence of her existence.

Putting our hopes for the New Year into the Universe.

Putting our hopes for the New Year into the Universe.

Wonder what the shelf life is on the cheese packet?

What's the shelf life is on those cheese packets?

the Triumvirate of Awesome.

Stella, me and McFly: the Triumvirate of Awesome.

consumption of grease and carbs.

The first step in hangover prevention: consumption of grease and carbs.

The first of 76 self-portraits we took in a five minute span. Also, the only one in focus.

The first of 76 self-portraits we took in a five minute span. Also, the only one in focus.

And there's a random conversation going on behind me.

And there's a random conversation going on behind me.

I have no explanation.

I have no explanation.

Wedgie. Must be corrected.

Wedgie. Must be corrected.

Contraband and take-backs.

Contraband and take-backs.

Raise your hand if you are intoxicated.

Raise your hand if you are eating ice cream.

This is my drunk face.

This is my drunk face.

Stella will be reheating that chocolate fondue and making us eat it until 2010.

Stella will be reheating that chocolate fondue and making us eat it until 2010.

And going out on a high note... a close up of the seersucker/knee pad leg warmer situation.

And going out on a high note... a close up of the seersucker/knee pad leg warmer situation.

PS — Stella and McFly, please note the judicious self-restraint I’ve employed in selecting the photos below. I tried to limit double chins, squinty eyes and other assorted picture disasters to myself.

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8 Responses to “The Drunkie Photo Montage”

  1. The Drunkie Photo Montage | manisbetter.com Says:

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  2. SingleGirl Says:

    I did not believe that the knee-padded partier existed. Thanks for providing proof!

    I live to serve!

  3. LiLu Says:

    You? Are MARVELOUS.

    That is all.

    Here’s to rocking knee pads in ot 9!

    I will not be rocking the knee pads unless it is for Halloween festivities, sex marathons, Roller Derby or similar. You, however, are free to engage. And I reserve the right to laugh! xo.

  4. Shannon Says:

    Maybe she had plans to uh, be “serviceable” later?

  5. restaurantrefugee Says:

    Long live Drunkfest aught 9

    And may it continue ’til 2010!

  6. Herb Says:

    But where is the picture of

    “She might have deep throated the giant jar of crushed red pepper flakes”

    I was told that one was never allowed to see daylight. Sadly.

  7. shop Says:

    “She might have deep throated the giant jar of crushed red pepper flakes”

  8. Maxie Says:

    I’m really hoping that the knee-pad trend is coming in style. HAWT! hahaha

    I know you Maxie and I think you have the power to bring it back!

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