Would You Like Fries With That Ego Boost?

Twice in college, I tried to walk through the Toxic Hell Taco Bell drive thru. Neither time went over so well. Something about potentially being run over and liability outweighing my drunken demands for a burrito. So when I noticed a guy on foot ordering at the Wilson Road Wendy’s drive thru a few nights ago, Miss Nosey Butt understandably had to investigate.

Me (full of intense curiosity): Excuse me. Are you walking the drive thru?

Wendy’s Boy (who turned out to be a cutie): Yeah. Late night Frosty run.

Me (in an awed whisper): They let you do that? Just walk on up, all ho hum and la de da?

Wendy’s Boy (with a hint of amusement): I just recently discovered you can. Come on over. Order some fries or something.

Me (intending to order while simultaneously ogling Wendy’s Boy ass): Fries or Frosty…Tough decision. I don’t want to bungle my virginal walk up order. It’ll set the tone for all future walk ups.

Wendy’s Boy (laughing): Get both. I won’t judge.

So I did. And then he got my phone number. Take that supper skinny Washington DC women. Midwestern Sexy has triumphed. While holding a Frosty!


8 Responses to “Would You Like Fries With That Ego Boost?”

  1. Doug Says:

    there is no way to ever screw up a walk-up drive-thru order. I. love. Wendy’s

  2. suz Says:

    Amazing! Fries, frosty, and flirtation!

    Note that you cannot walk-up to the Wendy’s in Columbus. COME ON! WE OWN YOU WENDY’S!

  3. Zandria Says:

    My dear, that is AWESOME. Love how you picked up a dude in the Wendy’s drive-thru!

  4. Daniel Says:

    Hah! I like that there is a chance that this may be one of my brothers, since both of them make almost weekly use of this pecular feature of this Wendy’s.

  5. Laina Says:

    OMG, I love you. That’s some funny stuff.

  6. kjohnsonesq Says:

    Doug: Don’t test me. Because I can (and probably will) screw it up.
    Suz: I miss the Wendy’s/Timmy Ho’s combos of C-bus. Sigh.
    Zandria: Yeah, now he needs to call…
    Daniel: Does one of them wear an Idaho sweatshirt?
    Laina: Love you too, and congrats again!

  7. LiLu Says:

    Wow! It’s like a romance novel! With salt!

  8. Herb Says:

    Wait! This did NOT happen! I saw this once in a movie on the Lifetime Network starring Judith Light. You know, the one where she dies later from a mysterious disease…

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