Another reason why I adore Lawyers

My friend just emailed me this article. Apparently, some guy was pulled over for a DUI. As the fates would have it, he also had a little tummy upset thing going. As all those who suffer from lactose intolerance know, sometimes, you just gotta pass a little wind. So, this guy did. Bam! Battery charges in addition to his DUI issues. I particuarly like this part:

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

And in the dude’s defense, “I couldn’t hold it no more.”

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