An Email Exchange, or He’s gonna pay for that note for a long time

To: eCrushBoy@sexyrepublicans.com

From: me@ourlitigatorsarebetterthanyourlitigators.com

Subject: Your office needs to buy this immediately

eCrush —

Clearly thought of you when I saw this…

Toilet? All ready installed.

Four rolls? A bargain at $25.

Flushing away the memories of the last four years? Priceless…

Ha!

Me

To: me@ourlitigatorsarebetterthanyourlitigators.com

From: eCrushBoy@sexyrepublicans.com

Subject: My ass is a delicate flower…

…and will not be besmirched by your politically blasphemous toilet paper…

So, um, does it come in Obama?

To: eCrushBoy@sexyrepublicans.com

From: me@ourlitigatorsarebetterthanyourlitigators.com

Subject: Negative, Ghost Rider

Nope. It doesn’t.

I can hear the sound of your heart breaking all the way over from Yuppie Land Georgetown.

Effective immediately, I will be replacing all the TP at my house with the Georgie kind until post-election. Consider this notice.

To: me@ourlitigatorsarebetterthanyourlitigators.com

From: eCrushBoy@sexyrepublicans.com

Subject: Are you revoking bathroom privileges?

If so, I foresee logistical difficulties in my future.

To: eCrushBoy@sexyrepublicans.com

From: me@ourlitigatorsarebetterthanyourlitigators.com

Subject: Advice

Lay off the bran muffins.

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One Response to “An Email Exchange, or He’s gonna pay for that note for a long time”

  1. restaurantrefugee Says:

    Lay off the bran muffins – priceless.

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