WordPress has this nifty little feature: somebody enters search terms, on page 11 or 12 of the search results my blog might pop up, the person seeking knowledge will click on the link, and voila! I can see the magic string of words they used that ultimately led them here. Occasionally there are particularly enjoyable sets like “bacon cat sickness bad” or “actions after accidental dog bathtub event” or “ancestry unibrow” or “wrath of chardonnay.” Today, there was “carpool cheerleading sex.”

First, I guess I should never underestimate a teenage boy’s inventiveness when he’s on a Quest For Free Internet Porn. Second, what in God’s Good Name did I write to make that connection happen in the Mind of Google?


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