Because I need more distraction

My friend Terri posted about finding your super-secret Viking Name. Think porn star name (just call me Alexis Helston) but so much more.

There is an easy five step process:

1. Use the first syllable of your favorite alcoholic beverage

2. Then, use the first syllable of your hometown

3. Put in the word “the”

4. Identify your most deplorable character trait and

5. Be a Viking!

World, I am WiVoCo the Obstinate. I couldn’t pick between wine or vodka. I just couldn’t.

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