Bionic Charm

I started cleaning out the pantry last night. Among the casualties that were going into the dumpster was a Sam’s Club sized, almost full box of Lucky Charms. But my garbage can is round and the super sized rectangular box didn’t fit. Silly me just put it on top.

Of course Bionic Kitty got into the Lucky Charms. I should have seen that one coming. Now I have Limited Edition Double Clovers that have seen the inside of a cat stomach all over my kitchen floor. And about a zillion and a half marshmallows and frosted oats that she just scattered but didn’t eat. When I found the mess, Number Two was sitting at the entrance to the kitchen with this expression that just reeked of smug superiority. It was so, I would Never eat something like Lucky Charms.

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