Some of the best things I’ve discovered today

1. The new White Stripes Album. And The Long Blondes. It’s a tie.

2. No more junk mail. For a dime a day. Which actually equates to priceless in my mind.

3. Ketchup on crackers is actually pretty good. When there is no chocolate, no ice cream, no candy, no popsicles, no fruit, no pizza rolls, no vegetables, no cheese, no leftovers, no chips, no french fries, no dried cherries, no baking chocolate, no frozen egg rolls, no…

4. There are a lot of videos featuring The Hoff. Lots. And lots. And oh yeah, lots.

5. The words “boob,” “booby (but not “boobie”),” “boobtacular,” and “boobalicious” make it through the recently installed email censors at the Place of Lawyerly Things. While I am informed that the censor was intended to keep our minds morally sound, it has in fact led to countless hours thinking of naughty, semi-naughty, and downright pornish words to test. Just in case somebody wants to sexually harass a co-worker through email, they will know how to best do it. Tomorrow’s test will involve euphemisms for male genitals. I am particularly excited to try “goldfish.” Stay tuned.

6. Bionic Kitty doesn’t like Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup. Either that, or she’s getting sick.

7. Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes! Cute shoes!

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2 Responses to “Some of the best things I’ve discovered today”

  1. Columbus Travel Gal Says:

    Love, love, LOVE the Franco Sarto Idea pumps! Thanks for posting about them. Am seriously considering a shoe indulgence after some paying bills tomorrow night. (Don’t worry. I don’t work downtown, so we’d never have one of those identical outfit issues like stars sometimes do on the red carpet!)

  2. Kendra Says:

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