Wanted

One date for High School Reunion. Must be excessively cute, have veneers, and be able to convincingly top any success story presented by other attendees. Must also be able to fawn all over me for six hours. In front of others. Male or female negotiable (after all, it’s hip to be a lesbian). Compensation in the form of drinks and blackmail material.

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