Stop forwarding me these things!

Because then I feel obligated to do them or I will have 8 million years of bad luck.

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST? Um, I can only pick one? Then it would have to be $hitfuckers!
2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD? Yes, and it has NKOTB and ABBA and Britney Spears on it. What of it?
3. WHO DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST? Besides work people? Besides Bionic Kitty and Number Two? Debi it is!
4. WHAT TIME IS Y0UR ALARM CLOCK SET TO? 4:35 on weekdays and off on weekends.
5. WHY DO YOU GET UP SO EARLY? The early bird catches the worm, silly.
6. DO YOU WEAR FLIP-FLOPS WHEN IT’S COLD? Of course. They are the all-weather footwear.
7. WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE OR BE IN THE PIC? Be in it. And then post it to my blog.
8. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Half of that really bad Ashton Kutcher movie than was on DVD. I couldn’t take it any more and had to stop it before my brain ceased functioning.
9. DO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE CHILDREN? Yes. And I laugh at them.
10. HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU LAZY? Um, not that I know of.
11. DO YOU EVER TAKE MEDICATION TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP? Nope.
12. WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? Jock Jams 14. I am not kidding.
13. DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK? Chocolate. It comes from chocolate cows, you know.
14. HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU A SECRET THIS WEEK? Yep. I got several last night.
15. LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT STARBUCKS? Daily. So, today.
16. CAN YOU WHISTLE? No. But I can do a great arm pit farting noise.
17. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Physically? The jaw.
18. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK? All the time.
19. DID YOU WATCH CARTOONS AS A CHILD? Gummy Bears! Thundercats! He-man! Happy times…
20. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU KNOW EVERY LINE TO? Gone with the Wind. “Ashley, oh Ashley…”
21. WHAT’S THE BEST MEATLOAF SONG EVER? Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
22. The survey was mysteriously missing number 22…
23. DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS? When TTLP starts producing them, I will be first in line.
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING? Ranch.
25. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? Only the entire universe.
26. DO YOU DO YOUR OWN DISHES? Since the dishwasher never properly functions, yes.
27. EVER CRY IN PUBLIC? Unfortunately.
28. ARE YOU ON A DESKTOP COMPUTER OR A LAP TOP? Desktop.
29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS? No.
30. WHAT’S THE WEATHER LIKE? Starting to feel like winter
31. WOULD YOU EVER DATE ANYONE COVERED IN TATTOOS? Covered in them, no. That had one or two, yes.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS? Cursed that somebody sent me another one of these.
33. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR? Um, a week ago.
34. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED TO FUNCTION? Maybe 5.
35. DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST DAILY? Yup, because it means that I can stand in the kitchen at work for 2 minutes while it toasts.
36. ARE YOUR DAYS FULL AND FAST PACED? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
37. DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE CALORIES IN THE PACKAGE/BOX? Um, Weight Watchers demands that I do.
38. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Who me?Never!
39. HOW OLD WILL YOU BE TURNING ON Y0UR NEXT BIRTHDAY? 28
40. ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR? I am the queen of the dangling participial.
41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DISNEY WORLD? Yes. Like 8 times. Mickey’s my long lost cousin.
42. IS YOUR SIGNATURE LEGIBLE? No.
43. DO YOU GET ALONG BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX OR THE OPPOSITE SEX? Depends on the person.
44. DO YOU LIKE MUSTARD? Nope.
45. DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE, STOMACH or BACK? Side.
46. DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? Yes.
47. HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF YOUR SCARS? I fell down stairs when I was about 2.
48. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD? My little sister, but I love her, so it’s all right.
49. DO YOU LOVE ANYBODY? No comment.
50. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU PURCHASED? A book with a hunk on the cover.

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