A Holiday Forward

Politically incorrect, but heck, it’s my blog and it’s not like I’m a font of PCness…

1. Schizophrenia ~ Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia ~ I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic ~Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawnand Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Carsand Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts ofRoasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder ~ Silent night, Holy ooohlook at the froggy – can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

10. Depression ~ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot LikeProzac

11. Aspergers Syndrome ~ Awayinamangerdoyouknowwhatamangerisit’sactuallyapileofhayyoufindinabarnorastableandit’sbeenaroundforeveryouknowIsawamangeronceletmetellyouaboutit…

12. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bels, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jigle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells…

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