World’s Most Annoying Forward

I find myself odly compelled to fill out one of those “tell everything about yourself” questionnaire forwards that my friend Hilary recently sent me. After all, I’ve got to do it, or I will have bad luck for 800 million zillion years. And for another 14 if I don’t then forward it to everybody I know within five minutes. Well, I know six people, and they all read this blog. Does this count?

1. FIRST NAME? Katherine
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Um, Mom? I don’t think so. But everybody thinks that my middle name came from a Dallas character. I predate the show.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? On Friday night. (see #36)
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nobody can read it, including myself, so no.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don’t eat lunch meat. I don’t know why, except that I find it inexplicably gross.
6. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope. That’s my blessing to humanity.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course. What kind of question is that?
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yep. Where is it located? Under my bed.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, never.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Always wanted to.
12. ARE YOU NORMALLY A HAPPY PERSON? I would say yes, even when I am being persnickety, I am still happy-ish.
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No. That would involve effort.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Like Superwoman. On steroids.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Graeter’s Peppermint or Black Cherry Chip. Who am I kidding? Right now, anything.
16. SHOE SIZE? 7.5
17. RED OR PINK? Pink!
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Generally, I like myself, but if I had to pick one thing, I would go with my toenails. Or maybe everything from the boobs down. It depends on if I am bloated.
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My grandfather.
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Well, seeing as this is on a blog…
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? I’m currently not wearing any. Imagine that!
22. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Chipotle… aka Manna of the Gods.
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Fray and Ray LaMontagine and Number Two’s version of Like a Virgin
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
25. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of That Guy. Runner up is fresh laundry
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED WITH ON THE PHONE? Um, besides my admin at work? That would be Laura.
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU MEET? If they are smiling or not.
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No. Because now I have to fill it out.
29. FAVORITE DRINK? Lemontini, and if we are going for something I have every day, then Diet Cherry Coke
30. FAVORITE SPORT? HOCKEY!
31. HAIR COLOR? Blonde, I think.
32. EYE COLOR? Gray
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Generally
34. FAVORITE FOOD? I love it all and it loves me.
35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? My friends have prohibited me from seeing anything that has blood, things that jump, or knives.
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Beaches (see #3)
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I’m not wearing a shirt…We’ve been over this.
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
39. HUGS OR KISSES? Smoochy smoochy.
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? I have to pick one? Not fair.
41.WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND THE QUICKEST? Back to that blog issue.
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everybody.
43. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING AT PRESENT? A biography on Marie Antoinette, a trashy romance novel, and The Well of Lost Plots by Jasper Fforde. And Vogue. That counts as a book this month.
44. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse.
45. FAVORITE SOUND? Laughter
46. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
47. FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN FROM HOME? Over an ocean.
48. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Of course I do…
49. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? One fine day in Florida. It was actually a widely celebrated day of recognition, as well.
50. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU OWN? I have a dedicated shoe closet. The number baffles the mind.

The end. Thank goodness.

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