The most awesome invention ever

A few weeks ago, a couple friends and I were bar-b-queing at a guy friend’s house. The men were out grilling and grunting, while the women were inside prepping condiments and saying intelligent things. When we asked for a cutting board to chop an onion, we were given this chopping thing from Pampered Chef. It was awesome! The onion goes in, there’s a little push push push action, and voila, chopped onion. And it even has an attached bowl thingie to serve the chopped onion in. In absolute awe, I stood and watched my friend chop an onion in about five seconds with no tears or smelly hands. I want one. I need to ask my guy friend’s mother where she got it.


4 Responses to “The most awesome invention ever”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    For Your Information, our gunting IS intelligent conversation. You just can’t decode it.

  2. Katherine Says:

    Does that apply to your farting, too? 🙂

  3. Anonymous Says:

    no, that’s just chemical warfare!!!

  4. Shane Says:

    you’re an idiot
    now, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

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