I Think Bionic Kitty Is Mentally Retarded

That’s the only possible explanation for her sprinting to the bath mat, tunneling under it at full speed until it starts to move with her, and then proceeding to run around the bathroom at full tilt with the bath mat covering her entire body, while she bumps into walls, the toilet, the box of tampons I left out, the scale (which she howls at), and the wall again. She does this every morning. Repeatedly.


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