How to Make My Day

Call me to impart the following gossip: the two most anal retentive, Bible-thumping, smug hypocrites I met in law school recently married each other… May then find happiness in their little self-centered, “Go God” kingdom and be blessed with children who pick their nose and listen to death metal.

I am so going to Hell.


6 Responses to “How to Make My Day”

  1. Laina Says:


    You know what makes my day? That anyone who was in our law school class can read this and know EXACTLY who you’re talking about because you described them so perfectly.

    Oh, and all the fun people go to hell anyway.

  2. Laina Says:

    Oh, and you forgot about the adultery they perpetrated while we were in school. That was kind on your part to omit that, but I’m not that nice. 😀

  3. Katherine Says:

    I told you all the fun people go to hell last night. You *totally* stole my line. It’s OK, I still like you.

    And that’s strongly suspected, probably did happen, I would put money on it but still alleged adultery.

  4. Laina Says:

    Oh jeez, get all technical on me. Of course, since crying adultery can be construed as defamation per se, good call.

  5. Katherine Says:

    …and you, an attorney actually who practices…

  6. Laina Says:

    Yes, but I’d have to be either deliberately lying or reckless as to the truth, and since there’s some pretty good evidence to support my opinion, I think I’m safe from suit at this point.

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