The List…

So, I was talking to a friend a few days ago and my Five Free F*s List came up. In case you are not aware of how this works: When a person is in a committed relationship, she/he can make and present a list to their significant honey. The list encompasses the five people she/he could still sleep with while not ruining the relationship because they are pre-approved Five Free F*s. But, the caveat is that the people on the list not only have to be celebrities, they also have to be celebrities she/he doesn’t know or wouldn’t ever happen to bump into, even in the most remote social situations conceivable to the human mind.

While my list is not at all currently relevant to my life, I have still deemed it important enough to share here, because really, it’s earth shaking. And any guy who happens to ever, possibly become the other half of my “committed relationship” has been put on notice regarding the key players on my Five Free F*s List. Anyway, I’ll just go ahead and tell you my list as of this moment, (drumroll, please) in no particular order:

1. Heath Ledger
2. Heath Ledger
3. Heath Ledger
4. Heath Ledger
5. Heath Ledger

Okay, here’s my real list:
1. Orlando Bloom
2. Heath Ledger
3. The hottie from Romeo & Juliet and Bring It On
4. Leonardo DiCaprio
5. Matthew McConaughey (yes, ambiguously gay ones count)


One Response to “The List…”

  1. Laina Says:

    Oh Katherine, not Leo! Ew. He used to be on my list, but then he stopped bathing. And the “scrungy boy” position on my list is already occupied by Johnny Depp.

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