Great things about being on the dole…

1. A house full of horizontal surfaces for nap taking
2. All TV shows, but especially Ellen
3. A nap after all TV shows, but especially Ellen
4. My bed, one of may nap worthy places I can explore any time I want
5. Eating all the Honey Nut Chex mix in one sitting and having nobody care but me
6. Showering? Why would I do that?
7. Exploring my couch’s nap taking potential
8. Watching Celebrity Poker Showdown in its entirety every day
9. A nap to recover from all the naps
10. Multiple cell phone calls from Jill in which we explore the joys of unemployment minute by minute
11. Heath Ledger
12. Naps with Heath Ledger…don’t I wish…

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One Response to “Great things about being on the dole…”

  1. dave Says:

    you are a cock!

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