Comments on: 20 Categories I’d Totally Dominate On Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader

By: LiLu

LiLu — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:28:12 +0000

And this is why I heart you, so so dearly, my darling. You are the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my chocolate, the Blair to my Serena.

The Rose to your Blanche?

By: Fiery Nuggets

Fiery Nuggets — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:17:54 +0000

I love Chuck Bass as a teen idol. I think Joe Scarborough would get a kick out of this and make fun of Chuck for it on National TV!

Chuckles is totally a teen idol. He’s also an idol to a limited number of those in the 25-85 set. He’s that glorious.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:09:56 +0000

My 3-year old niece had to tell me how to fully appreciate my iPod Touch.

They keep learning younger and younger…

By: sofarleft

sofarleft — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:21:26 +0000

Although I acknowledge you as a strong contestant in the category, I will take you down in “Disappointing Bedfellows”…unfortunately…

And I think we should team up for Vodka Mixers/Overpriced Microbrews, as I have thorough knowledge of yummy West Coast beer (how I miss Pyramid, McMenamins & Rogue…totally worth the money). We would RULE those 5th graders!

Welcome, teammate. Did you bring refreshments?

By: AnonaEsq

AnonaEsq — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:19:14 +0000

I think that Laina and you wouldn’t stand a chance with the 101 reasons. You are both gainfully employed. I on the other hand am now considering a previous profession…yes you both know what I mean.

Additionally, credit for Narnia, thank you very much.

You would own 101 reasons. Heck, you could write the category. And as for Narnia, I was racking my brain trying to remember where that came from. Webbernets, behold AnonaEsq. She’s witty as hell, she needs a microloan to get her business off the ground (or she needs a job to finance said business), and she’s generous with her knowledge. Love her!!

By: ella

ella — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:58:19 +0000

i swear on all things holy and liz tayor… i shot diet coke out of my nose at the “narnia” reference.

“all things holy and Liz Taylor” has been entered into the memory bank. Will be employed as soon as I successfully find a time to use “shit bubbles.”

By: Laina

Laina — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:25:54 +0000

Because I know you’re desperately awaiting my commentary:

Any fifth grader can present Mac and Cheese as a gourmet meal. They would eat it at EVERY meal given the chance.

I too would rock the law school and Diet Coke categories. Sadly I have moved beyond Diet Coke into the more advanced “Monster: how quickly does it destroy your kidneys” category.

I have bootie shoes that would drive Manzo Wilder, well, wild. However, they don’t leave the house, to protect both my reputation and my ankles.

Oh, and a new category for you. “Reasons why anyone who runs for public office should take a mental evaluation because it’s a crazy f’ing idea.”

I also imagined Manzo Wilder as a hottie. For him, I might wear booties.

By: Brett

Brett — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:09:18 +0000

J.M. Tewkesbury beat me to it… was actually going to write “Priceless.”

And why would Laura Ingalls rock the bootie short? Not slutty enough for the thong?

I’m not sure if they had butt floss in the Little House Days…

By: J.M. Tewkesbury

J.M. Tewkesbury — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:25:25 +0000

20 Ways To Determine If Your Boyfriend Is So In The Closet He Can See Narnia

Bwahahahahahahaaaa! Oh. Priceless. I hardly think C.S. Lewis had that in mind when he invented his famous magic closet! One day I’m going to borrow that line from you. (With attribution, of course.)

I got that somewhere and I can’t figure out where. Ack.

By: Malnurtured Snay

Malnurtured Snay — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:54:08 +0000

10 Ways To Present Box Mac And Cheese As A Gourmet Meal

DETAILS PLEASE

It’s all about the garnish.