A Friend Who Recently Ran For Office (And Won) In Small Town Ohio: So I’m campaigning at a Farm Bureau dinner tonight. I wanted to make a joke about zealously prosecuting anyone who tipped their cows, but I’m not sure of my crowd.
Me: Sell my antibiotics? I don’t think they have a street value.
Anona: I bet with a little marketing you could be as famous at the Venn Diagram Blogger.
Rebekah: Any idea why Jennifer Garner’s toes got voted one of the ugliest celebrity body parts?
Me: When James Lipton asks, “What profession would you not like to do?” Well, I never understood why they don’t mention porn star.
Anona: He (referring to her husband, who is suffering from a skin condition) and Lumpy (her dog) have lots in common these days. Lump is itchy too. He lost the hair on his ass.
Me: Tom or the dog?
Jill: I’ve got to run out the tractor supply.
Me: That statement made me love living in D.C. just a little bit more.
Me: Keeping in mind that I’m lactose intolerant, this is what I’ve had to eat so far today:
Chocolate pudding (label claiming it’s made with REAL milk)
Cheese fondu
Ice Cream
A cherry yogurt
Sarah: How you holding up?
Me: Could this be considered a form of suicide?
November 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm
You LOVED tractor supply when we went there! There were baby chicks, I got stuck in a rail buggy…what wasn’t to love?!
November 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I was dazzled by the newness of the experience. It was my first time outside of 270, remember. And when you got stuck in that rail buggy; I wish they had camera phones back then…
November 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Jill! Email me please!
November 11, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Just be glad it’s intolerance and not an allergy.
November 11, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Oh my lord… I now have faith that, should I be unable to continue as Lemmonex’s gchat partner in crime, you could pick up the slack.
Love it.